“The insane ramblings contained within this bizarre blog are the product of a diseased mind. The works are more disturbing, more unnerving, more twisted than anything ever recorded in the diabolical Necronomican. This is no more than a feeble excuse to place the foul and monstrous works of the author before the rest of humanity with the view to corrupt and deprave. These works should be therefore prohibited due to … taking the piss!”
The Mad Prophet Mad Arab Abdul Alhazred (Author of Al Azif / aka Book of the Dead / aka Necronomican).