tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-246940532024-03-13T00:32:38.510+00:00Cthulhu's Holiday PhotosStranger in a Strange LandUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24694053.post-21871706008687839202011-01-12T16:44:00.000+00:002011-01-12T16:44:06.132+00:00Gone Fishing, back soon . . .<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhN6Z0yPC7w5d6FKC_2iE71HCnuBrsGvYM-FxZECGR5SdbGqlo_wnkF5d4nSXoj2j0Uhl-dWRO7u1AHXiJcO0RRjnw97D6uDoHiWEb5n9tRjrc3pV0HOyqU-VnLB8Bct85qlfjr/s1600/In+Cthulhu%2527s+Shadow+01.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="227" n4="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhN6Z0yPC7w5d6FKC_2iE71HCnuBrsGvYM-FxZECGR5SdbGqlo_wnkF5d4nSXoj2j0Uhl-dWRO7u1AHXiJcO0RRjnw97D6uDoHiWEb5n9tRjrc3pV0HOyqU-VnLB8Bct85qlfjr/s320/In+Cthulhu%2527s+Shadow+01.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">"...you're not a big fish, you're not even a fish!"</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24694053.post-89111849249585528032011-01-12T16:38:00.000+00:002011-01-12T16:38:38.946+00:00Gone Fishing<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQwzbla8wkqbVqDWDDXiD9eY9RmVy9UA8bGLKpXUsdmFyKhVdEak5KuQNK832JALOfKvcngdM7030Wvx-48MjcdbQ6FOVDFpoSyzOSb6Md45mzRaxewdkbSdQN1kuDIiWnkZ-i/s1600/i+think+we%2527re+gonna+need+a+bigger+net+01.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="309" n4="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQwzbla8wkqbVqDWDDXiD9eY9RmVy9UA8bGLKpXUsdmFyKhVdEak5KuQNK832JALOfKvcngdM7030Wvx-48MjcdbQ6FOVDFpoSyzOSb6Md45mzRaxewdkbSdQN1kuDIiWnkZ-i/s320/i+think+we%2527re+gonna+need+a+bigger+net+01.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">maybe I could set a trap before I leave ...</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24694053.post-18033961770493331962010-05-22T23:13:00.000+00:002010-05-22T23:13:42.658+00:00Cthulhu Sacrifice<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9mEK5mmqQWJE1m-EwVII0zm3HWWIuEuxGOZ9njeFMm-_oe5I2vmSOqjmsgbCiaQADcWqztuAFyAl3qvXsBdGez94VkgY3hRusPwAyFkwIkvbF5IpnIIHlb7X3hwGp7tVhwQlB/s1600/cthulhu+sacrifice.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" gu="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9mEK5mmqQWJE1m-EwVII0zm3HWWIuEuxGOZ9njeFMm-_oe5I2vmSOqjmsgbCiaQADcWqztuAFyAl3qvXsBdGez94VkgY3hRusPwAyFkwIkvbF5IpnIIHlb7X3hwGp7tVhwQlB/s320/cthulhu+sacrifice.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Bloody Great Party Crasher . . . literally!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">only went and put He's/It's huge overgrown paw through the temple roof!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">I distracted that Big Old C. with a tasty titbit . . . literally!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">... well that Godess of Infinate Suffering did go on a bit,</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">moan, moan, moan, she bloody well deserved it.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24694053.post-24926435446992967992010-05-22T23:06:00.000+00:002010-05-22T23:06:42.792+00:00Bad Moon Rising<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgs-LDVL0qt-uLqTVEh45-QrMYSdgLgJT3ZVq9POHIBtNBdaRXVmH4URwhePGdma6WUHCRF2Q4E7rkZotnUyuME_b1xrUH81ofxRX8LPbd0w_cDiCkhH4OJVTFA38eEdXWU-F0x/s1600/mountains+of+madness.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" gu="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgs-LDVL0qt-uLqTVEh45-QrMYSdgLgJT3ZVq9POHIBtNBdaRXVmH4URwhePGdma6WUHCRF2Q4E7rkZotnUyuME_b1xrUH81ofxRX8LPbd0w_cDiCkhH4OJVTFA38eEdXWU-F0x/s320/mountains+of+madness.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">What's that coming over the hill?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Is it a Monster?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">F*CK ME, yes it is!</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24694053.post-73967137704965424982010-05-22T23:03:00.001+00:002010-05-22T23:04:55.802+00:00Bad Omens (and I think the plughole is blocked!)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHeDuIp3Zg8iEAkCvtZ4UT2BiJYCSvaD3SneDl73ZVIca4-jf9nYnzN5yyEcIglN-P5Z31TGOBe9l64xs3BstN9FPQw761_33Ol17kVm-LgWHVubOOBbVEX53j4NjsRCBzKel-/s1600/tentacle+shower.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" gu="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHeDuIp3Zg8iEAkCvtZ4UT2BiJYCSvaD3SneDl73ZVIca4-jf9nYnzN5yyEcIglN-P5Z31TGOBe9l64xs3BstN9FPQw761_33Ol17kVm-LgWHVubOOBbVEX53j4NjsRCBzKel-/s320/tentacle+shower.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Woke one morning,</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">things didn't feel quite right,</div><div style="text-align: center;">strange smell coming from the bathroom</div><div style="text-align: center;">and I don't think it had anything to do with the vindaloo </div><div style="text-align: center;">that Infinite Suffering had the night before.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Anyway that tingling nasel sensation kinda told me I should be moving on.</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24694053.post-40064763979744506132010-05-22T22:59:00.003+00:002010-05-22T23:00:14.294+00:00Goddess of Infinite Fruity Goodness!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAVEnWZsJTKRPf9UoJDFPm81Mq3qLDFq0725TrJZ1G5Bf7nP6BwThZZwcnEZ38AFyBDoGt7r220PWA0yEzlJtVTXYbVN66EZ5X2A4j6cJL7FSor4cPvPxSnDq27636C2RmftRH/s1600/goddess+fruity+goodness.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" gu="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAVEnWZsJTKRPf9UoJDFPm81Mq3qLDFq0725TrJZ1G5Bf7nP6BwThZZwcnEZ38AFyBDoGt7r220PWA0yEzlJtVTXYbVN66EZ5X2A4j6cJL7FSor4cPvPxSnDq27636C2RmftRH/s320/goddess+fruity+goodness.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">(yea, not sure about that one but hey, you should see her peel an orange!)</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24694053.post-56131236448227520462010-05-22T22:58:00.001+00:002010-05-22T22:58:24.536+00:00Goddess of Infinite Darkness<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjspJdhduDYYyu2q2hYCNcls08FgXUUHvrL7HgDK5-DSRWf-a22RdfLHJuL_CzfM_RfDVDztHzK7vFFJD_SfQfWKwv8I8mCpRKNuT2UP9lOFlPnjOy8hJDqxPTKDICJNyqIcFJ_/s1600/goddess+darkness.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" gu="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjspJdhduDYYyu2q2hYCNcls08FgXUUHvrL7HgDK5-DSRWf-a22RdfLHJuL_CzfM_RfDVDztHzK7vFFJD_SfQfWKwv8I8mCpRKNuT2UP9lOFlPnjOy8hJDqxPTKDICJNyqIcFJ_/s320/goddess+darkness.jpg" /></a></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24694053.post-12565822617254230052010-05-22T22:57:00.001+00:002010-05-22T22:57:32.083+00:00Goddess of Infinite Pain<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguimdLDmXm_3PANWy5K-XMgbR4RNchf1g4kwtTaccarc0rCFDP9o48775W9BLh12yS0lQ6v7TuDlJAhNBYwFhpRRPHrLOc0MGiyuS2YAqERSux5R7Anjfdni3ueWwLVfP2T9fv/s1600/goddess+pain.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" gu="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguimdLDmXm_3PANWy5K-XMgbR4RNchf1g4kwtTaccarc0rCFDP9o48775W9BLh12yS0lQ6v7TuDlJAhNBYwFhpRRPHrLOc0MGiyuS2YAqERSux5R7Anjfdni3ueWwLVfP2T9fv/s320/goddess+pain.jpg" /></a></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24694053.post-85949017575150133882010-05-22T22:56:00.001+00:002010-05-22T22:56:47.097+00:00Goddess of Infinite Suffering<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfB3r9h0_qzfLgJjXpOYZOGTWJbkz7AidY70XPk2GY4Du1Gtq9_DWrgZyR1ZgT4StCVqoTdnvNVkY3ywLWkkhsDQw0cyMfb0tFrZWtBat0FSrmOiI7JyGDnrpUMqHibGaGf1a3/s1600/godess+suffering.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" gu="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfB3r9h0_qzfLgJjXpOYZOGTWJbkz7AidY70XPk2GY4Du1Gtq9_DWrgZyR1ZgT4StCVqoTdnvNVkY3ywLWkkhsDQw0cyMfb0tFrZWtBat0FSrmOiI7JyGDnrpUMqHibGaGf1a3/s320/godess+suffering.jpg" /></a></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24694053.post-40490360392633234472010-05-22T22:54:00.002+00:002010-05-22T22:54:48.656+00:00Goddess of Infinite innocence<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6POXuQtfgRBKdguSTNNSK65Vxp6tcDTqITyQWZeu08EjGnTmbmIOUKatDx3jRP54IlS-iJnCXt3RbpbsqQiyg7nlqMmE2jxomEB9CmEaYhdeBex3Wf0bS6Ph3lHHmtpQ75op5/s1600/goddess+innocence.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" gu="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6POXuQtfgRBKdguSTNNSK65Vxp6tcDTqITyQWZeu08EjGnTmbmIOUKatDx3jRP54IlS-iJnCXt3RbpbsqQiyg7nlqMmE2jxomEB9CmEaYhdeBex3Wf0bS6Ph3lHHmtpQ75op5/s320/goddess+innocence.jpg" /></a></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24694053.post-3478329064484896032010-05-06T18:44:00.002+00:002010-05-22T23:01:59.915+00:00Temple of LovulontimeOh WHAT a night, what a long long night.<br />
<br />
<br />
But all good things come to an end<br />
and as I was making my excuses,<br />
about to leave the temple,<br />
a few of Infinite Pleasures girlfriends walk in!<br />
<br />
Well, I couldn't just walk out at that point,<br />
it would have been rude.<br />
<br />
So I stayed . . . for a couple more years!<br />
<br />
<br />
Her friends? Oh yes, Please allow me to introduce to you . . .Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24694053.post-64456946136062563592008-07-06T21:44:00.003+00:002008-12-09T16:38:31.620+00:00Into The Arms Of A Goddess<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTrNVB-odl_puurDcZ-VN4mJZ0S7-DSnA7MAEqfeurOeiji1tNYR4M7LoH4fMvLFoJqbXRi70IPYq34cbdW9bBWdG4Jp7UxE8QsjOem4VzJHoiCjfAhWP0N_CdnG_OBES9pici/s1600-h/Goddess-of-Infinite-Pleasur.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5220026374118038994" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTrNVB-odl_puurDcZ-VN4mJZ0S7-DSnA7MAEqfeurOeiji1tNYR4M7LoH4fMvLFoJqbXRi70IPYq34cbdW9bBWdG4Jp7UxE8QsjOem4VzJHoiCjfAhWP0N_CdnG_OBES9pici/s400/Goddess-of-Infinite-Pleasur.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>My next journey too me so somewhere completely unexpected. </div><br /><div>Directly into the arms of a Goddess of Infinite Pleasure, a demon indeed but an insatiable one.</div><br /><div>Yes, I ah. . . , think I'll stay here awhile, . . . .put my head down for a while.</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>Goodnight!</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24694053.post-32743713609739051222008-07-06T20:16:00.011+00:002008-12-09T16:38:32.417+00:00Cthulhu & Co.In another time and space, ha, would you believe this, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Cthulhu</span> and Co. had ...<br />ACTUALLY TAKEN OVER THE WORLD!<br />The Stars - HAD ACTUALLY BEEN RIGHT!<br />and for once, no detective, reporter or inquisitive milkman had turned up with a well rehearsed quote (*see footnote) from the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Necronomican</span> to throw a spanner in the works.<br /><br />And I gazed upon <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Cthulhu</span> as He played with - <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">OK</span>, I mean eat (the equivalent of) the London Eye. <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Dagon</span> was doing the <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">backstroke</span> up the river Thames. Celebrating, The King in Yellow was on the piss again (hence the name) and beside him <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">Yog</span>-<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">Sothoth</span> was just a complete mess. Well when <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">Nyarlathotep's</span> Avatar saw them, well let me tell you, that one has a nasty tongue at times!!<br /><br />I took some photo's of a Minion watching over the city and grabbed a handful of the new currency. It seems strange to an old Arab like myself but when the Old Ones took over the world, I assumed it would be mass destruction, huge loss of lives, endless tormented slavery and constant human sacrifices. Instead these Evil Gods, in this <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">dimension</span> at least, well went for Capitalism! They moved into the City, changed the <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">currency</span> and monopolised big corporate business. So far I've seen <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">Mythos</span> Beer, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">Cthulhu</span> Cola, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">Fhtagn</span>-<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14">Dazs</span> Ice Scream, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15">Cthocolate</span> Bars and a Cock-A-<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_16">Cthulhu</span>-Do <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_17">Bargain</span> Bucket (hate to think what's in that one)! <br />Where's my clock, time to move on again.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOlSEmdZ0zmciDJiKELcdtZ8LpGZjaE52nqalFwnBzrWNtpT07Zek2naYpJ7XvavRzRdNl6WoncK8jdeLuZ75rSSp8MptKCIVvJ4yeU6TFBveOKiGl9OJKyu_QTqV5sx9pL1Jq/s1600-h/thefutureisgreen.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5220005827653848514" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOlSEmdZ0zmciDJiKELcdtZ8LpGZjaE52nqalFwnBzrWNtpT07Zek2naYpJ7XvavRzRdNl6WoncK8jdeLuZ75rSSp8MptKCIVvJ4yeU6TFBveOKiGl9OJKyu_QTqV5sx9pL1Jq/s200/thefutureisgreen.jpg" border="0" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8m7-H8uWKGp-usU_Rp-LHl234Ys2pqzie0LEERGy7lYzJJTWOdsQ-42p8NEO4vEI14UV1HwFJPYxz7yoMIQbqiWLi0nZGp-uiq6xmLdKawVAWRocfJ9UFBxbl_FlrC0vwBvjQ/s1600-h/cthulhu+20+pounds.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5220006050004940450" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8m7-H8uWKGp-usU_Rp-LHl234Ys2pqzie0LEERGy7lYzJJTWOdsQ-42p8NEO4vEI14UV1HwFJPYxz7yoMIQbqiWLi0nZGp-uiq6xmLdKawVAWRocfJ9UFBxbl_FlrC0vwBvjQ/s200/cthulhu+20+pounds.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5220005941347052690" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 236px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 107px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="141" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg19VhZjDL05BLrjBfPcd3AZ8maD1-3TVEjtU4JkPcqCLybhX4Q0LZgKIcinOI6unolEqW3TBFrUwCM22btkL561YWyB35QrnbjtH7IBgSRt0C_ZFJX8MTnPL3w5J_soUBYHbjG/s200/cthulhu+10+pounds.jpg" width="255" border="0" /><br /><br /><span style="color:#ffff33;">(*footnote ; and yes believe me, yes you do need to rehearse it. Have you ever tried <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_18">to</span> pronounce those words? *<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_19">Ygnaiih</span>! <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_20">Y'bthnk</span> ..<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_21">h'ehye</span>-<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_22">n'grkdl'lh</span> ..Ia..Ia..Ia. <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_23">Ph'nglui</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_24">mglw'nafh</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_25">Cthulhu</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_26">R'lyeh</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_27">wgah'nagl</span>* If you could pull your tongue out and wrap it around you ankles, you might just stand a chance!)</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24694053.post-66179047216960946932008-07-06T19:38:00.005+00:002008-12-09T16:38:33.764+00:00The Last SunsetSo ran I did, hid where ever I could.<br />Travelling by spaceship, travelling by timepiece, seen such sights that it'd take another 40 years to tell to about them.<br /><br />In one dimension I saw Cthulhu at the end of time, waving goodnight to the stars as one by one they went out.<br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5219988869015779842" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMVYpwEiCHbf-vyWkM9aEl1QGz69ohgrnojv7tjVKMS4TthgAxdt2ndm6IRERjfLVS0jJUueqp9ljSWiox5XpMIEXMxT24AYU6Zgmx3cOCudfW7nHSARSJ4fA5nLwW2fNXEsz0/s400/Tthe+Last+Sunrise.jpg" border="0" /><br /><br /><p>There was this crazy looking elf all in black armour there as well, waving a big black smoking sword about, Cthulhu considered him for a moment, thought he looked a bit meloncolony, </p><p>so eat him - Burp!</p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24694053.post-70888226551779644622008-07-06T19:32:00.003+00:002008-12-09T16:38:33.972+00:00In Too Deep!Thinking I could relax a bit, I decided to go for a quick dip<br />. . . bit of a silly thing to do realy!<br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5219986685376297138" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjCtmwxeleOEaWhkEj6SWalVoEZdV1Ds5fJwpN9Ny5umNOTJJyzGi70VIHp3rWXB4kPG3sVHIfEciUVOz_Tzd9LbE9nfoHAQccgrn49JgIRjoaZUcbwao_1OkAIaepy81UgiAS/s400/Going+Too+Deep.jpg" border="0" />Guess who I bumped into . . .?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24694053.post-60178717881687873452008-07-06T19:26:00.001+00:002008-12-09T16:38:34.201+00:00Are you Local???<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhA68pPjWfdBeOE5ouuBBph_lzAwayjb98JlJnjcbKTv0NPMQffzXxRwGNtbvw593CsplyU11w9lXjTADn3dOw7x79Oi0-k6njlJeRi1b3WQKs4j1jyXzAN9HOVkTxkyKZcPcNK/s1600-h/tentaclesgeteverywhere.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5219984882901226450" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhA68pPjWfdBeOE5ouuBBph_lzAwayjb98JlJnjcbKTv0NPMQffzXxRwGNtbvw593CsplyU11w9lXjTADn3dOw7x79Oi0-k6njlJeRi1b3WQKs4j1jyXzAN9HOVkTxkyKZcPcNK/s200/tentaclesgeteverywhere.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><br />The girls here are a bit strange!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24694053.post-38533629558254321522008-07-06T19:16:00.004+00:002008-12-09T16:38:34.332+00:00Visit Innsmouth<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhInMuhwtfzeVLQTchQM8ucNiw4rGnIqzjkzwTjjk0-ij_mJaPMu1bon3G-Tx8SaPkb1eEsfUR6BJyI1rJE6m0nEFsknUjeDQi7zXHUkrVDDcTYmWBstRiCqmZR74jvEE88gWIB/s1600-h/visit+innsmouth.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5219983966796046146" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhInMuhwtfzeVLQTchQM8ucNiw4rGnIqzjkzwTjjk0-ij_mJaPMu1bon3G-Tx8SaPkb1eEsfUR6BJyI1rJE6m0nEFsknUjeDQi7zXHUkrVDDcTYmWBstRiCqmZR74jvEE88gWIB/s200/visit+innsmouth.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>I noticed a nice little tourist poster for local Innsmouth, ha, what better place to hide than under His/Its very nose . . . does Cthulhu have a nose? </div><div>How does he smell? ... ok stop right there! </div><br /><div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24694053.post-4926124117650845702008-07-06T18:39:00.015+00:002010-05-19T14:28:05.421+00:00Misdirection<div><br />
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<em><span style="font-size: 78%;">(Many thanks to the original artist ; Hope Lynn Bryant)</span></em>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24694053.post-1143551929656504322006-03-28T13:13:00.000+00:002006-03-28T13:45:47.656+00:00Cthulhu Has Breakfast.<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/465/2565/1600/Cthulhu%20has%20breakfast.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/465/2565/200/Cthulhu%20has%20breakfast.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><em><span style="color:#66ff99;">Burp!</span></em>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24694053.post-1143497153365810772006-03-27T21:50:00.000+00:002006-03-30T22:35:05.583+00:00When The Stars Are Right.<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/465/2565/1600/worship.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/465/2565/320/worship.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/465/2565/1600/predawn.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/465/2565/320/predawn.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/465/2565/1600/predawn.jpg"></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/465/2565/1600/chaos.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/465/2565/320/chaos.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><strong>Well I guess the stars are right ...</strong> </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><em><br /><span style="color:#66ff99;">Hi I'm Cthulhu, I'm a Water Sign of course, hee hee .Which one? Oh it's "The Octopus", </span></em></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;color:#66ff99;"><em>not you wouldn't have heard of that one, totally different dimension my dear! </em></span><br /><em><span style="color:#66ff99;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Well I'm very Deep, I like strolling through the cosmos and I just love knitting , </span><span style="font-size:85%;">all those extra arms you see, haha.</span></span></em><br /><span style="font-size:85%;color:#66ff99;"><em>I guess I'm just looking for that someone special to share with and ... well rule the Universe with actually!!</em></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;color:#66ff99;"><em>So if you this you're that someone special, why not drop me a line or </em></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><em><span style="color:#66ff99;">simply sacrifice a virgin and drop down before me and worship me, haha.</span> <strong>Cthulhu, Great Old One.</strong></em></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24694053.post-1143494615541814852006-03-27T21:21:00.000+00:002006-03-27T21:23:35.546+00:00Insane in the Membrane.<em><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color:#ffff00;">“</span><span style="color:#ffff00;">The insane ramblings contained within this bizarre blog are the product of a diseased mind. The works are more disturbing, more unnerving, more twisted than anything ever recorded in the diabolical Necronomican. This is no more than a feeble excuse to place the foul and monstrous works of the author before the rest of humanity with the view to corrupt and deprave. These works should be therefore prohibited due to … taking the piss!”</span></span></em><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;">The Mad Prophet Mad Arab Abdul Alhazred (Author of Al Azif / aka Book of the Dead / aka Necronomican).</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24694053.post-1143248853295390952006-03-25T01:06:00.000+00:002006-03-25T01:07:33.296+00:00make it go away!!!!think I'll just sit here in the dark for a while ...Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0